Originally posted at my main journal, just archiving this here so I can find it.

Title: The Fig Tree Will Endure
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Jesus of Nazareth, fig tree
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13 for strongly implied Wincest and probable blasphemy. Good times.
Words: ~1700
Summary: What if Dean and Sam Winchester were disciples of Jesus? And what if they had laser cats?
Disclaimers: I've barely even seen Supernatural, and if anyone can truly own Laser Cats, they are the property of NBC.
Author's notes: Blamed on Lovingly dedicated to smidgy06, since she started it. ::blows kisses:: Written in one day, unbeta'd. You don't have to have seen Supernatural or gone to Sunday School to understand this, but you might get extra prizes if you have.

( Bible/Supernatural/SNL crossover )